The Rhinestone

Noting that open-call season auditions have already occurred for most of the Metro area’s professional theatre companies, Connie Britton remarked today that she and her Nashville castmates are now preparing themselves for upcoming auditions at various local community theatres.  The former Friday Night Lights star’s comment comes after the announcement that the ABC Network has chosen not … Continue reading →

Happy Back to the Future Day, Nashville!

A recent poll amongst property owners at downtown Nashville’s “Twelve/Twelve” condominium tower revealed that residents list many diverse reasons when asked why they enjoy living in the luxury complex.  The top answer by far, however, seems to be a sense of growing excitement about the view from many residents’ balconies which will soon offer a breathtaking … Continue reading →

Sources report that in recognition of the Columbus Day holiday, the Winterman family of Berry Hill have become hopelessly lost somewhere in Pegram today.  Family patriarch Harold Winterman announced the ambitious plan to his family early this morning with the suggestion that they travel to Mt. Juliet, and then promptly began driving their Ford Transit … Continue reading →

Following a momentous announcement about the presence of water on the planet Mars, NASA scientists revealed yesterday that their recent efforts have also inadvertently uncovered the presence of water in Nashville’s Cumberland River. “Frankly, we were as surprised as anyone” explained NASA team leader Fred Jackson.  “We had sent our prototype rovers into the Cumberland … Continue reading →

Friday afternoon signaled the end of Former Metro Mayor Karl Dean’s tenure in Nashville’s highest political office as his successor, Metro Councilwoman Megan Barry, was sworn in as Music City’s newest Mayor.  In the few days since the inauguration, sources close to Dean indicate that he is beginning to turn his focus to bear on … Continue reading →

Mayor-Elect Megan Berry called upon the Metro Nashville Police Department today to assemble a task force aimed at stopping the rising violence in an escalating turf war between Music City’s two biggest rival gangs, the Peddle Taverns and the Golf Karts. “This cannot continue in our fair city” noted Berry in a press release from … Continue reading →

Following an unprecedented meeting last night which gathered several of Nashville’s most prominent real estate developers, representatives for the group of land moguls called a press conference this morning to announce that Nashville is now facing a “critical shortage” of historic buildings to destroy and replace with condominiums and tourist businesses. “At the current rate … Continue reading →