Posted in December 2013

Wet, Miserable People Stand For Hours to Watch Other Wet, Miserable People Go Past Them

Wet, Miserable People Stand For Hours to Watch Other Wet, Miserable People Go Past Them

In what some speculate to be an act of mass-hysteria, thousands of Metro-Davidson residents have spent several hours tonight inexplicably standing on downtown Nashville sidewalks, despite steady rainfall and freezing temperatures.  Compounding the already unusual gathering is a constant procession of other people who are equally wet and miserable, travelling amidst the crowds through the … Continue reading