Governor Haslam is facing a stand-off with his own party today, according to Capitol Hill sources, over what the Tennessee legislature should watch during dinner this Thanksgiving.  Sources indicate that hours of intense negotiation have resulted in a seeming impasse, leaving constituents confused as to the impending fate of their elected officials’ holiday viewing future. … Continue reading →

Following Tuesday morning’s announcement that Brit-Pop boy band One Direction will play Nashville’s LP field in the fall of 2014, bookies in Las Vegas immediately began taking bets which offer a 14-point spread favoring One Direction over the Tennessee Titans. “I don’t think it’ll be a blowout by any means, but you gotta recognize that … Continue reading →

The Metro-Davidson area was bombarded today by a snowstorm the likes of which, local meteorologists note, hasn’t been seen since this past summer.  Nashvillians bravely took to the roadways during the afternoon rush hour, despite there being estimated accumulation of up to 0.0001 inches. “Frankly, I wouldn’t blame people if they decided to abandon their … Continue reading →