Residents of Middle Tennessee found unprecedented common ground tonight as every citizen simultaneously made the same joke on Facebook and Twitter about the arrest of Carnival Kia owner, Chris Bostick.  The local auto entrepreneur turned himself in to Brentwood police today on charges of domestic assault and being a felon in possession of firearms.  Within … Continue reading →

In what is being called “a crusade to save the lives of millions of Tennesseans,” Governor Haslam officially kicked-off a statewide educational campaign called “Just Say No To Driving.” “The ‘War on Driving’ is long past-due for Tennessee” explained the Governor at a press conference this morning.  “People get started driving thinking ‘I can handle … Continue reading →

A visibly confused Brett Baier announced tonight on Fox News that President Barack Obama has won the 2012 election, but that his opponent former Governor Mitt Romney “caught the Snitch.”   CNN is currently disputing this claim, which will likely be ultimately decided by the World Quidditch Association when they convene in January. Meanwhile, NPR … Continue reading →

Performers and audience members alike were left feeling awkward when the CMA Awards’ “In Memoriam” segment for country-legend Willie Nelson was attended by none other than a surprisingly-alive Willie Nelson.  The Memorial segment was quickly re-dubbed a “Tribute”, with the aged-superstar even climbing onstage to join-in on his own homage. “I felt like I was in that one part … Continue reading →