Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Tennessee has declined coverage of an exorcism in Pigeon Forge, claiming that the pastor who performed the demon-removing ritual is not part of the BC/BST network of approved exorcists. This comes after a Pigeon Forge resident filed suit earlier this week, alleging that a local pastor and his family assaulted him, … Continue reading
Posted in February 2013 …
Girlfriend Insists Jack FM Doesn’t Really Know What It Wants
Sources close to the couple say that graphic designer Julie Sorenson of Hendersonville and her long-time boyfriend, the radio station Jack FM of Nashville, may be on the verge of separating following a very public argument Wednesday evening; during the dispute in the middle of a Logan’s Roadhouse, Sorenson allegedly accused Jack of not having … Continue reading
Analysts Predict Blackout at Grammys Could Lead to Bentley Comeback in Third Quarter
As the Grammy Awards begin in Los Angeles, analysts predict that the race for “Best Country Solo Performance” might be swayed in the third quarter if the award show experiences a blackout similar to the one experienced last week at the Super Bowl. “At this point, all the smart money is on either Eric Church … Continue reading
TDOT Vows to Make Top-10 “Worst Traffic” List Next Year
Following the release of a report yesterday listing Nashville as the #11 city in America for having the worst traffic, administrators at the Tennessee Department of Transportation announced today their commitment to making it into the top-10 before next year’s report. “I know we can do better than just number eleven” explained TDOT spokesman Jeffrey Redbone … Continue reading
Perry March Denies Burying Richard III Under Parking Lot
Following the discovery of King Richard III’s remains underneath a British parking lot, lawyers for convicted murderer and conspirator Perry March issued a statement today that their client is in no way responsible for the late monarch’s demise. “Our client continues to assert his innocence in the death of King Richard the Third” lawyer Winston … Continue reading
Gamblers Bet Furiously Over Which Super Bowl Team Rep. Campfield Will Support
As Super Bowl Sunday draws near, speculation runs rampant over a variety of game-related issues, and illegal bookies are taking bets over every possible bet from “Who will win” to how many songs Beyonce will lip-sync during the halftime show. However, reporters at The Rhinestone have found that, according to area bookies, the most heavily … Continue reading