A study released today finds that 80% of the Johnson Family of Smyrna “strongly object” to having lunch at “Aunt June” Wilson’s Hendersonville residence.  These findings are in sharp contrast to a similar study only one year ago which found the Johnsons to be an overwhelming 100% in favor of the annual family tradition. “To … Continue reading →

The Tennessee Department of Transportation has launched an inquiry this morning to determine whether or not any recourse can be taken against protesters who twice blocked traffic on Interstate 24 last night, claiming that the action could and should have been carried-out by TDOT employees instead. “Unexpectedly holding up the flow of interstate traffic for … Continue reading →

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced Tuesday that, in light of recent performance, Nashville’s NFL team would be downgraded from the “Tennessee Titans” to the “Tennessee Demigods” on a probationary basis. “Names are important” noted Goodell at a conference this morning.  “We use names to find our own identity and know and understand the identity of … Continue reading →