Happy Back to the Future Day, Nashville!
Posted in October 2015 …
Depressed Tourist Drowns Sorrows Alone at Pedal Tavern
Wilson McHamish, 35, an Idaho tourist visiting Nashville has reportedly become exceptionally depressed during his ongoing stay in Music City and is currently drowning his sorrows by himself at a Pedal Tavern downtown, according to sources. Witnesses report that McHamish left his hotel at around 5pm yesterday following an afternoon of failing to be entertained … Continue reading
Condo Owners Excited About Panoramic View of Other Condo
A recent poll amongst property owners at downtown Nashville’s “Twelve/Twelve” condominium tower revealed that residents list many diverse reasons when asked why they enjoy living in the luxury complex. The top answer by far, however, seems to be a sense of growing excitement about the view from many residents’ balconies which will soon offer a breathtaking … Continue reading
Area Family Get Lost in Pegram for Columbus Day
Sources report that in recognition of the Columbus Day holiday, the Winterman family of Berry Hill have become hopelessly lost somewhere in Pegram today. Family patriarch Harold Winterman announced the ambitious plan to his family early this morning with the suggestion that they travel to Mt. Juliet, and then promptly began driving their Ford Transit … Continue reading
The Rhinestone 