Following a momentous announcement about the presence of water on the planet Mars, NASA scientists revealed yesterday that their recent efforts have also inadvertently uncovered the presence of water in Nashville’s Cumberland River. “Frankly, we were as surprised as anyone” explained NASA team leader Fred Jackson.  “We had sent our prototype rovers into the Cumberland … Continue reading →

Friday afternoon signaled the end of Former Metro Mayor Karl Dean’s tenure in Nashville’s highest political office as his successor, Metro Councilwoman Megan Barry, was sworn in as Music City’s newest Mayor.  In the few days since the inauguration, sources close to Dean indicate that he is beginning to turn his focus to bear on … Continue reading →

Officials with the Guinness Book of World Records and the Vanderbilt University Department of Anthropology confirmed today that the world’s longest uninterrupted Bachelorette party has now entered its fourth year unabated in downtown Nashville.  The party, comprised of seven women in their late-twenties to early-thirties at present, began in late September 2012 and has simply … Continue reading →

Mayor-Elect Megan Berry called upon the Metro Nashville Police Department today to assemble a task force aimed at stopping the rising violence in an escalating turf war between Music City’s two biggest rival gangs, the Peddle Taverns and the Golf Karts. “This cannot continue in our fair city” noted Berry in a press release from … Continue reading →

Following an unprecedented meeting last night which gathered several of Nashville’s most prominent real estate developers, representatives for the group of land moguls called a press conference this morning to announce that Nashville is now facing a “critical shortage” of historic buildings to destroy and replace with condominiums and tourist businesses. “At the current rate … Continue reading →